today i had to explain to s.m. that a "butt pirate" is a gay guy. s.m. isn't up on the street lingo. s.m. was also unaware what a merkin is...i explained that too.
this morning s.m. and our sports reporter got into it over the network news anchor. the sports reporter claims he spotted her first and that she's his girlfriend..going so far as to claim he woke up to her this morning. s.m. became infuriated and started going into fits and convulsions.
speaking of fits and convulsions, s.m. tells me s.m. has suffered a series of microstrokes. s.m. is having trouble reading and speaking, and the left side of s.m.'s face is sagging. i told s.m. to get over it and suck it up.
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